Non Veg SMS [Double Meaning SMS]

Added 3 years ago

if VODKA is WATER and i was a DUCK..... I do SWIM in the BOTTLE...and never CAME UP....but VODKA is not a WATER and i am not a DUCK...so pass ME a BOTTLE and SHUT the FUCkKKK UPP....

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha

Uska L*nd Bahut Bada Tha,

Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli

Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega

Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Haiā€¦..

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Added 3 years ago

Boss-tumari Ability?
Lady Secretary-
Young Hu,
Dynamic Hu,
Sincere Hu,
Honest Hu,
Hardworking Hu,
Qualified Hu,
Experienced Hu,
Deserving Hu,
Typing Janti Hu,
File Sahi Rakhti Hu,
Computer Me Expert Hu,
Thoda Accounts B Janti Hu,
Boss: Aur Kuch
Lady: Disease Free Aur Healthy Hu,
Copper T Lagayi Hai,
7 Positions Aati Hai,
69 Me Expert Hu,
Aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat K
Apne Flat Me Akeli Rehti Hu...!
Boss: Bas Kar Pagli,ab Kya Joinning Ke Din Promotion Legi!!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Girl- Aj Mat Dalo
Boy- Kyo?
Girl- Kal Tum Daal Ke So Gaya. Bahut Dard Hua, Me Puri Raat Maslti Rahi Or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha Mujhe Lagata Hai Ye

-EYE DROPS Bekar Hai-

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Added 3 years ago

Pota : Dada Yeh Condom Kya Hota Hai ?
Dada : Chal Bhaag Nalayak Kahin Ka, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota : Main Janta Tha Buddhe. Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj Jaydaad Ke 14 Tukde Nahi Hote.

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