Non Veg SMS [Dirty Jokes]

arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
Added 2 years ago

Sex karne ke baad husband bola - darling..balance khatam ho gaya...
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola - aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
Added 2 years ago

Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanak neend mein rone laga...mera kho gaya mera kho gaya
Santa's wife - chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao

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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
Added 2 years ago

Grandson - dadaji aapke daant h par dadiji ke kyun nai?
Dada - beta Maine doodh bot peeya h aur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h
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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
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Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty utar raha tha..
Wife - ae ji kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi - kapda acha h...90meter ka toh hoga?

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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
Added 2 years ago

Baba sexidas ek din gareeb logon ke upar apne vichaar prakat kar rahe they - gareeb aadmi ki bhi kya zindagi hoti h...pant kharidta h toh joote fatt jaate..joote kharidta h toh shirt fat jaati h...sab kuch ek saath kharidta h toh gaand fat jaati h..
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