Jokes SMS

Added 2 years ago

SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati
hai?

BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi

Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch
chala gaya
toh teri khansi kya cheej hai?

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Added 2 years ago

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

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Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?

Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky..

Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..

Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Added 2 years ago

Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?

Sambha:- Srkr 2.

Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??

Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.

Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??

Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.

Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?

Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.

Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?

Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he

Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?

Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
G.m.

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