Jokes SMS [Funny Jokes]

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Added 3 years ago

Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!

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admin Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Serious Question
If Harry Potter Has Magical Power.
Why The Hell He Needs To Wear Glasses?

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Added 3 years ago

Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai.
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Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek "Mukka" Maar K Bhag Gaya.
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Thik Kiya Na..??

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Added 3 years ago

2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho
Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab
Maa Bap Bimar hai
Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai
Or
LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me
1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.

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