Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Jokes]

Prasad Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 3 years ago

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .
Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..
fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao... tongue.png
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .
Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "maa bahen ek hogayi..... BC Daal hi gir gai . grin.png grin.png

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Prasad Posted In Jokes SMS
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11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana.

Fruit seller m not selling less than 12 bananas. :/

1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge. :o

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Pyar to phle zamane me hota tha....
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Ab to sirf palang hilte h... :P

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Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Beth Gaya, Bahut Koshish Ki Par Aaram Nahi Mila.
Raat Ke Do Baje Tang Aakar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Kuch Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Hai Ke Kya Karoon?”
Biwi Boli: “Ismein Sharmaane Ki Kya Baat Hai Samne Hi Doctor Ka Ghar Hai, Chale Jaao”
Pati: “Raat Ke Do Baje Kisi Ke Ghar Jaate Acha Nahi Lagta”
Patni: “Doctor Ka Farz Hota Hai Mareej Ko Dekhna Aur Theek Karna, Rat Ya Din Ka Koi Matlab Nahi Hota Ismein”
Pati Ne Is Baat Ko Socha Aur Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Samne Wale Apartment Mein Pahunch Ke Dawaja Khat-Khataya,
Ander Se Doctor Ki Biwi Ne Pucha: “Kaun Hai?”
Pati (Gala Bethi Hui Awaaz Mein): “Main Hoon Aapka Padosi, Doctor Sahab Hai?”
Ander Se Biwi Ki Hot Awaaz Aayi: “Nahi Hai, Aa Jaao“ :D :D

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Newly married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her Friends:
Kahan kahan ghum kar aai?
Woman:
Delhi, Agra, Jammu & Manali.
Her Friends:
Kya kya dekha?
Woman:
Bajaj, Anchor, Havells & Orient PSPO ke ceiling fans... :P :D

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