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Child offered girl for sex.
Girl: Tum itne chote ho meri jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge?
Child: Darling chuha bori utha nai sakta par faad to sakta hai.

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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
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Pathan: Doctor Sahab, Hum 3 Biwi Badal Chuka Hai, Lekin Aulaad Nahi Hoti..
Doctor: KHAN SAHAB Biwi nahi, SIDE Badlo..!!

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Banta: Jagah nahi milne se log sex nahi kar pate.
Santa: Pehli bar mere sath aisa hi hua.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Fir ladki ne bataya jagah tango k beech hai.

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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
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Riddle:
What is the best way to forget ur troubles?
Wear tight underwear...
U will hav no time to think anything else:-D

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arya Posted In Non Veg SMS
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Pool Table is a Cool Table.. Since it teaches u how to play with Balls and concentrate on many Holes.. Using only one Stick !

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