Group: Mahesh Naik

Added 3 years ago

Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi Ji,
Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They,
Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi,
Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.

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Added 3 years ago

1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or
1 Bandar Chhodae Gaye,
Or
Elaan Hua K Jo 1 Mint Me Bandar Ko
Pehchan Kar Pakad Le Ga Usey 10,000 Milenge
1st - Obama Gaya Puri Gaand Ka Jor Lagaya Par Fail Ho Gaya
2nd - George Bush Gaya Lekin Uski Bhi
[email protected]@nd Fat Gayi Aur Nakam Rha
3rd - Manmohan Singh Gaya Or 10 Second Me Bandar Le Aaya
Sab Ne Hairani Bhari Nazron Se Poocha,
Aap Ne Kaise Pata Kiya?
M.m Singh: Main Pinjrey Mein Gaya Or Kaha Ki
"Vote Congres Ko Hi Dena To Sirf Ek Ne Kaha.
"[email protected] Le Le Mera"

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Added 3 years ago

Lady - Dr. Mera H0le Bahut Bada Hai.
Dr. H0le Dekh Kar Ye Toh.
Gufa Hai,
Gufa Hai,
Gufa Hai,
Lady (Gusse Main)- Isme 3 Baar
Bolne Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai?
Dr. - Bhen Ki L0di Awaz Gunj Rahi Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

He: Can I Kiss You?
She: No
He: Plz....
She: Ok But Don't Tell Anybody.
He: Ooooo, Fir Kya Fayda.
Forget It.

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Added 3 years ago

Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me,
Aapki Har Baat Samjhu
Aur Har Baat Maanu To..??


Husband Hasta Hai.
Bahut Hasta Hai.
Haste Haste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,
Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta H.
Saala Suppose Karu To Bhi
Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha.

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